This is happens when I talk to Semi-Vulgar People

I still cringe when people say really obscene or vulgar things to me but then I also laugh hysterically because it's so ridiculous. Such as this:

Oh Twilight...every time I think of you I want to rip my hair out and scream. I'd rather have "butt sex" then have to read Meyer's books(the first at least again).

Obama you are the man!!

Jim: We just want to say that we are very very sorry.
Kelly: Screw you guys. You guys are dead to me.
Dwight: If you say screw you one more time I'm gon-
Kelly: Yeah. Screw you beaver head. I never forget your birthday-
Jim: Guys stop. Guys. Guys. Guys. We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?
Kelly: I guess my only wish would be that nothing so terrible would happen to anyone else ever again.
Jim: Okay...
Kelly: In a way it's a good thing it happened to me because at least I can bare it.
Dwight: What kind of cake do you want, imbecile.
Kelly: Ice cream.

Oh Office, I'm sorry I've neglected you! Time to catch up!