Pesto is Amazing-o

It is the first time I got pesto on my sandwich because I always wanted to try it; however, I really don't know what it actually is. My final impression of it is that it is really yummy or maybe it's the Italian dressing. Anyways, all that matters is that my sandwich is delicious.

I don't think this is a good idea, but my water boiler is next to all the wires connected to my computer, the microwave, the speakers, the rice cooker-we aren't technically allowed to have electric items-and the vacuum. I know. Way to be safe Pauline. Laziness makes you do crazy things.

I'm slowly progressing into a Dining Hall thief, stealing minor items like napkins-hilarious pursuit- and teabags. We already stole soy sauce, hot sauce, and honey (hearts honey). I'm frightened one day someone will catch me and then they'll force me to do manual labor, like scrub every inch of the Dining Hall floor with my tongue. Exaggerated, but certainly possible!

I'm drinking tea and it tastes sweet, but odd. I think it's the Splenda I added. Splenda has supposedly 0 calories, but I don't understand how that's even possible. How can something be sweet and good when there's no calories? It's paradoxical.

My Chemistry professor has ruined every girl's expectations of marriage. He said that diamonds aren't forever! Apparently, at a certain temperature and pressure, they return to their graphite state. I must insert a HAHAHAHAHA. When he said it, he said so matter of factly; he must have made his wife cry. I'm sure his wife was screaming, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!" And he probably replied, "Well, that's not quite true. You see. When it changes back to a certain temperature..." Oh, the highlight of my day.