Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

I can lie to your face.

Except today, I couldn't lie to the lady at the register that I got soda instead of grape juice to save a dollar. Damn inconsistency!

When I changed into my pjs and I told Nat that she thought that I was fat. She looked at my pjs and said, "More wiggle room?"

ha ha ...

"Woman's a thing that's always changing, shifting like the wind" (Aeneid).

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